AHOY ye thirsty barnacles! Snaps here, announcin’ the only vessel ye should ever trust with yer grog, stew, or… suspicious liquids ye won’t admit to in port: Blast Rune Limited Edition Captain's Mug! Aye, it’s a 22oz ceramic beast o’ a stein—big enough to drown a rat, small enough that Biscuit once tried to live inside it (don’t ask about the smell).

Made from 100% white ceramic and finished with the mysterious ORCA coating (no, it don’t come with an orca, I asked), this mug be tougher than me aunt Myrtle’s tentacle casserole. Yer design blasts out in vibrant, high-resolution colors that’ll make even the gulls jealous. And the gold-colored detailing? Oh aye—it screams ‘captain’ louder than me when I stub me suckers.

⚓ Vital (but clearly cursed) Details:

• Material: 100% white ceramic (none o’ that “clay in disguise” nonsense)

• Size: 22oz (0.65 l) — enough rum to forget yer problems, but not enough to forget yer in-laws.

• ORCA coating: Keeps the design bright and bold, unlike Snaps’s hopes and dreams.

• Gold-colored detailing: Because plain mugs are for landlubbers.

• Care: Hand-wash recommended (unless ye like risky adventures with dishwashers).

• ⚠️ Not microwave safe! (unless ye fancy summonin’ Poseidon himself).

So hoist this mighty mug, me hearties! Drink like a captain, spill like a fool, and when the crew asks why ye’re laughin’ into a ceramic skull—just tell ‘em Snaps sold it to ye.