LISTEN UP ye bilge rats! Snaps here, peddlin’ a mug so sinister it makes even Biscuit scuttle backwards. Behold: The Official Shadowmaw Captain’s Mug! This here ain’t just a mug—it’s a declaration o’ dark intent, a 22oz ceramic curse disguised as a stein. When ye hoist this beauty, the tavern grows silent, dogs start howlin’, and once… aye, once… Ginger fainted dead away (she got better).

Made from 100% white ceramic and coated with ORCA sorcery (still no actual orcas, I checked), this mug screams with vibrant, long-lastin’ colors bolder than Snaps after three barrels o’ grog. The gold-colored detailing gleams like stolen treasure—and trust me, I tried bitin’ it to make sure it weren’t chocolate. It weren’t.

⚓ The Dread Details:

• Material: 100% white ceramic (haunted? maybe).

• Size: 22oz (0.65 l) — enough to drown yer sorrows or at least confuse ‘em.

• ORCA coating: Protects the design from time, tide, and toddlers.

• Gold-colored detailing: Shinier than Biscuit’s bald spot.

• Care: Hand-wash recommended (lest ye anger the mug spirits).

• ⚠️ Not microwave safe! (unless ye want yer kitchen declared a cursed zone).

So hoist this dark beauty, matey! Let every sip whisper doom across the waves and mark ye as Shadowmaw’s chosen. Or, ye know, just enjoy yer coffee in style—it works both ways.