Oi, ye Shadowmaw wretches! Snaps here, pushin’ the one mug guaranteed to make ye look 10% more sinister and 80% frostier. Behold: the Official Shadowmaw Crew Mug! A 16oz (0.473l) frosted glass vessel forged from ghost-breath, squid ink, and probably… er… glass. Mostly glass.

The frosted finish makes yer drink look like it’s been chilled by the screams of lost sailors. I once poured milk in mine, and it looked so cursed Biscuit crossed himself, Ginger barked at it for an hour, and I—well, I drank it anyway. Still alive! (Mostly.)

This mug’s not just fer drinkin’, it’s a mark o’ the Shadowmaw crew. Raise it at the table, and landlubbers will scatter faster than I do when I hear “Snaps, swab the deck.”

⚓ Shadow-Cursed Details:

• Material: Frosted glass (straight from Davy Jones’ freezer).

• Size: 16oz (0.473 l)—holds rum, grog, or tears of yer enemies.

• Finish: Frosted ghostly sheen—like drinkin’ outta a phantom’s ribcage.

• Safe fer microwave & dishwasher (though rumor says the dishwasher whispers back).

So aye—grab one, and every sip will taste like vengeance, mischief, and… well, probably rum.